Time to add another item to the already long list of things that black people cannot do: buy a Rolex.
Buying a Rolex is supposed to be a happy occasion. Especially for the Milwaukee Bucksâ John Henson. Heâs 24. Heâs a baller. He has some cash to burn. And it would have been his first Rolex. All this guy wanted was to make a big purchase and for his friends to be there to join in the revelry. But as the newly released 911 tape of the incident demonstrates, because Henson is black, all fun must end with the police being called.
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Black people can’t seem to do much without the police being called. You canât be loud. You canât ride a bike. You canât use an old golf club as a cane. You canât kiki on the wine train. You canât do anything without the taint of racism creeping along to stink up what should be pleasant experiences (walking, shopping, cycling, wineâracism ruined wine, yâall!), and no amount of tolerance-scented Febreze will get that odor out once itâs in there. You just have to live with the humiliating smell.
Causing the stench this time were the folks at Schwanke-Kasten Jewelers in Whitefish Bay, Wis., who didnât want to sell Henson a Rolex because he dared to call the store and ask what time they closed, according to a 911 call obtained by WTMJ-TV. His phone call is allegedly what prompted the jewelers to call the police, lock their doors and pretend to be closed while a bewildered Henson meandered around outside.
According to the 911 call last Monday, the jewelers asked police if they could come to the store because of âsuspiciousâ calls theyâd received asking for the closing time. They said the caller didnât sound like a âlegitimateâ customerâwhatever that means. (It means he âsoundedâ black, and thus illegitimate. Everyone knows that black people hate nice jewelry and therefore never purchase it ever; therefore, why would they ever be customers? #Sarcasm.)
Said a store employee during the 911 call as Henson stood outside:
The officer told us if they came back, weâre supposed to call again. Theyâre at our front door now and weâre not letting them in. I am hiding in the office. I donât want them to see me out there. Weâre pretending like weâre closed. Theyâre looking in the window. Theyâre just kind of pacing back and forth. I donât feel comfortable letting them in. I just really donât at all.
The store workers claimed that theyâd called the police on these âsuspiciousâ suspects before and that police told them the suspects were driving an SUV that may have been stolen. The plates, though, were dealer plates from a brand-new car that Henson had recently purchased. WTMJ-TV reported that when police had called the car dealership to find out who the plates belonged toâadding the detail that four black males were in the carâthe dealership claimed that was ânot our normal clientele.â
But wait. It gets more ridiculous.
The police arrived, talked to Henson and then asked that the store employee come to the front and open the door. The employee refused.
911 operator:Â I have officers there asking you to come to the front door, if you would, please?Â
Store employee:Â Why? I donât feel like it. Why do I have to come to the door? Can the officer come to the back? Iâm not going to the front door.Â
Why? Because the employee is frightened by all that blackness, I guess. Perhaps itâs because, even with the police presence, black people are superhumans who can defy police and live to tell the tale. Except they arenât and often donât. Maybe itâs because Henson, who is a 6-foot-11 giant and looks like a professional athlete, fits the profile? (The profile is âblack.â) Eventually Henson did get to come inside the store, but the store employee insisted that the police officer stay while Henson shopped. The officer didnât.
Henson left shortly after what was probably a fairly humiliating experience. All this because he wanted to buy a very expensive watch.
The store owner, upon learning of the incident and realizing that the store had ruined the NBA playerâs day, called this âa big misunderstandingâ and âapologized personally to Henson.â But the damage was done. Apologies are nice, but they donât change the experience of getting locked out of a jewelry store because an employee decided that black equals dangerous. Henson reportedly called the incident âsurreal.â
The irrationality of racism destroys rational thought. In the case of Henson, all the clerk had to do was hear a black personâs voice, and immediately, vivid thoughts of robbery went through her head, prompting a call to the police. It doesnât matter that no black people had robbed the store before or that the last robber of recent memory, according to news reports, was whiteâand that was of a different store within the jewelry chain.
A few black men, one freakishly tall, couldnât be anything but criminals because racism says thatâs what black people are. Not human beings. Not individuals. Not people who can afford nice things. They couldnât have been customers because the irrationality of racism says that doesnât make sense.Â
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