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  • Charles Barkley to His ‘Stepdad’: I Don’t Care What You Say, Bron-Bron

    Charles Barkley doesn’t want to be friends with stepfather LeBron James. In fact, he doesn’t care that James hopped on the Google and found out all of his misfortunes as a player. When asked about James’ recent receipt-laced tirade, Barkley laughed it off. “I was laughing; clearly he did some homework … he Googled me…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Don’t Let Trump’s America Shame You From Ordering the Fried-Chicken Taco

    My sister called me once from her car parked right outside a company picnic. “Stevie,” she said, exasperated. “I almost ate watermelon in front of my co-workers.” She need say no more. My sister is the one in the family who got in trouble for eating a white-bread sandwich on the front porch. My mother…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Gets in Heavy Fuss-Fight With the Press

    White House press secretary Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer is so out of his depth, it’s amazing to watch. On Tuesday, Spicy Facts found himself knee-deep in a tense conversation with members of the press corps over a tweet sent out by the tweeter-in-chief. On Monday, President Donald Trump tweeted: I know it’s difficult, but ignore…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Ex- NBA Guard Derek Fisher Can’t Stop Taking Losses 

    Derek Fisher now has more losses than his former team the New York Knicks. Since leaving the NBA, the former guard has been fired as head coach of the Knicks and been beaten up by the world’s skinniest bully, Matt Barnes. Now all five of his championship rings—the rings he earned playing Kobe and Shaq…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Education Secretary Nominee Betsy DeVos Is a Plagiarizing Machine; Still Passes Senate Committee

    The appointed apples fall not far from the corrupt presidential tree. Betsy DeVos—you know, the woman President Executive Order pegged to be the education secretary—looks to have plagiarized at least two of her answers on her Senate-committee take-home exam. Yet the nomination of the controversial billionaire who never attended a public school in her life…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • LeBron James Is Now Charles Barkley’s Father

    LeBron James just verbally punched Charles Barkley in the face. He actually used his words to reach into Barkley’s soul and find that small part where all his insecurities were hiding and crushed him back to a baby. At this point, LeBron James is Charles Barkley’s father. The beef between the two men started after…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Marshawn Lynch Went to Scotland and the Punch Line Is Marshawn Lynch

    So I never know how to take these videos; you know, the ones where they take the African-American sports star out of his element and surround him in whiteness and then record him. It’s always felt like a backward safari, one of those moments when we collectively laugh at how uncultured the athlete is around…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Obama to Trump (DJ Khaled Voice): You Played Yourself

    Former President Barack Obama (OMG! We miss you so much, you don’t even know!) wants to make it clear that President Donald Trump’s “Muslim ban” is not based on policy from his presidency. According to the Washington Post, Trump claimed that his new immigration executive order is a lot like a 2011 ban on Iraqi…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Sage Steele Is Still Out to Prove That a Biracial Woman Can Cry White Tears

    ESPN host Sage Steele will never be coming to the cookout. Ever. On Sunday, as thousands around the country protested President Evil’s “Muslim ban”—the one his administration is refusing to call a Muslim ban even though that’s exactly what it is—Steele tweeted not about the protest, or solidarity with those who find the dictator-in-chief’s actions…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • The Donald Blames Airport Mess on Computer Outage and Sen. Chuck Schumer’s Tears

    Donald Trump is doing what he does best when faced with difficult questions: lying, deflecting blame, mocking people and talking trash on Twitter. On Monday, after protesters converged on airports throughout the country to protest the Muslim ban this administration swears is not a Muslim ban, except the part where it totally is, Trump took…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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