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NBPA Head Michele Roberts Is Not Fucking Around With Your Bitch Ass
When I first wrote about Michele Roberts, the D.C. lawyer named head of the National Basketball Players Association, I did not know much about her. But, you didn’t have to know much about her to assume that, as a Black woman elected head of a union comprised of several hundred millionaire alpha males, she’s a fucking bad-ass.…
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108-Year-Old Richard Overton Drinks Whiskey, Smokes Cigars, And Fought Wars. Our Generation Aint Shit
108-year-old Richard Overton is America’s oldest living veteran. You forgot it was Veteran’s Day. 108-year-old Richard Overton lives in the same house he bought for $4,000 dollars after he returned from World War II. You rent a $2,000 a month shoebox that sits on top of a Qdoba. 108-year-old Richard Overton drinks whiskey everyday. You…
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Woman With Ass Everyone Has Already Seen Takes Picture Of Ass Everyone Has Already Seen
It’s impossible to deny that Kimberly Noel Kardashian West has a nice ass. But now, in 2014, acknowledging the quality of Kimberly Noel Kardashian West’s ass is like acknowledging that bacon burgers usually include bacon. Pictures, video clips, and gifs of her ass are so ubiquitous, so pervasive that it’s turned the provocative mundane. Kimberly Noel…
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On Praying Away The Gay
If you haven’t yet seen the video of a “formerly” gay man renouncing homosexuality and declaring that he likes wimenwimenwimenwimen during a church service, take a moment after you’re done reading this to thank me for introducing this to your life. It is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen this year. Part…
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"Nigga" Is A Part Of My Vocabulary. Here's Why
The Washington Post is currently running a comprehensive interactive about the “n-word.” Titled “Redefining the Word,” the feature gives an historical context for why nigga is entrenched in our culture and interviews dozens of people for their thoughts and feelings about the word today. They didn’t interview me. But, if they did, this is what…
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The 10 Best Things About Sex That Have Nothing To Do With The Actual Sex
Watching Olivia “Puddles” Pope get all hot and bothered while Fitz was teasing her on the phone last night on Scandal made me think of two things: A) Good thing she’s not wearing white pants today. B) There are many great things about intimacy and sex that don’t involve the actual physical act of having sex. Here’s…
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Five Recurring Black Comedy Characters Who Need To Die
Lebron James isn’t having the greatest week. His Cavs are struggling and now the Progressive ad featuring him as “Flobron” is receiving heat. From The Root: One quick look at the Instagram comments on Progressiveâs page shows that some people feel the ad campaign is derogatory to black men. Instagram user generalsdaughter wrote: There were absolutely NO OTHER CONCEPTS that…
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Michael Jordan Fires Shots, President Obama Claps Back, Says "I Actually Do My Job, Bitch"
It’s very possible that MJ and Obama are chopping it up in some private back room at Burgatory right now, smoking blunts and drinking cookie dough milkshakes.  Again, this is very possible. But, after seeing the jabs they’ve been giving each other for the past week, it might be a bit colder in Chicago than we…
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Thanksgiving Foods You Won't Eat Unless You're Absolutely, Positively Sure Of Who Made Them
It’s November. And since it’s November, Thanksgiving â my favorite holiday â is right around the corner. Which means many of us will be traveling to or hosting family soon, and have already started making plans and arrangements. And, while determining things like “Is Uncle Frank bringing his kids?” and “Who’s picking Keisha up from…
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Dear Chris Brown: People Will Get Over You And Rihanna If You Allow Them To Get Over You And Rihanna
Hey Breezy. How are you today? I know you didn’t ask, but I’m doing fine. It was cold as balls last weekend in Pittsburgh, but it seems to be warming up, and I’m enjoying this nice fall day. BTW, why do we say “cold as balls”? Aren’t balls typically warm? I mean, even when it’s…
