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Everything You Need to Know About What Doesnât Kill You Makes You Blacker, Explained
Crazy right? âExcitedâ is a word that exists. Unfortunately, it is not a word Iâd use to encapsulate my feelings about this. Anxious, sweaty, and scared shitless are much more apt. Terrified works too if youâre a socialist. Maybe excited will get here eventually, but itâs taking its time. Excited is taking the scenic route.…
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An Investigation: Does Jerrod Carmichael Say the N-Word âWith the Hard Râ in This Clip About His Family Asking Him for Money?Â
In a now viral clip from an upcoming episode of LeBron Jamesâ The Shop, the topic of financial obligations to family members is brought up, and a few of the men presentâMeek Mill, 2 Chainz, and Jerrod Carmichael specificallyâweigh in. Although itâs impossible to possess an accurate judgment of their true feelings about assisting family…
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How Much Money Would You Pay to Watch a Donald Trump Perp Walk?
My parents and I would sometimes play this game where we brought up a thoroughly unattractive and/or vaguely problematic dare (i.e.: Driving to GetGo while butt-ass naked) and then attached increasing dollar amounts to it until you finally said yes. (âWould you drive to GetGo while butt naked for $10?â âNo.â â50?â âNoâ â200?â âEh.â…
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A List of Things Personally Threatened By Billy Porter's Red Carpet Gown
1. My sexuality (of course) 2. My blackness 3. My black male-ness 4. My fashion sense 5. My understanding of how gowns work 6. My relationship with my dad 7. My feelings about carpets 8. My feelings about the color red 9. My feelings about when things like âcarpetsâ and âredâ are in close proximity…
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White People Are Getting Whiter
I recently decided to buy a new brand of mouthwash. Not because of any breath odor deficiencies that Iâm aware of, but because it said on the bottle that it also made teeth whiter and Iâm grown and I already get salmon with my side salads so why not splurge for the nuclear mouthwash too?…
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A (Very Short) Case for Why Pittsburgh Is the Blackest City in America
Iâm not going to cite the Homestead Grays or the history of the Hill District. Nor will I The Pittsburgh Courier, Homewood, Teenie Harris, Billy Eckstine, Phyllis Hyman, John Edgar Wideman, Little Haiti, The Crawford Grill, Mary Lou Williams, George Benson, Josh Gibson, Antoine Fuqua, Billy Porter, Latoya Ruby Frazier, Art Blakey, Romare Bearden, Kyle…
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On Justin Fairfax and Believing Women When Itâs Politically Inconvenient
Even the qualifier most frequently used when describing the allegations against Justin Fairfax, the Virginia lieutenant governor accused of sexual assault, tells a story. From âJustin Fairfax Faces Mounting Calls for Resignation Amid Second Sexual-Assault Allegationâ Republican Speaker of the House Kirk Cox on Saturday urged Fairfax to resign after âmultiple, serious credible allegations of…
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A List of Lightskints Who Ainât Running for President
1. Shemar Moore 2. Don Lemon 3. Raven Symone 4. Allen Payne 5. That one nigga whose name I wonât google who played Nia Longâs douchey ex-boyfriend in Soul Food 6. Drake 7. Natalie Degraffinried 8. Ayesha Curry 9. BeyoncĂ© 10. Giancarlo Esposito 11. Keegan-Michael Key 12. Prison Bae 13. Blu Cantrell 14. Ginuwine 15.…
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If Youâre Black and in the Polar Vortex Today, You Have Godâs Permission to Be Ashy (For a Day)
Thereâs a bit in The Broke DiariesâAngela Nisselâs iconic and hilarious memoir about her time at the University of Pennsylvaniaâwhere the perpetually hungry Angie is probing her kitchen for something to eat, cheers when she finds a box of grits but discovers (sadly) that the box contains just one solitary grit. I have never been…