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Gabrielle Union Roasts Dwyane Wade, Capes for Klay Thompson
Actress and bestselling author Gabrielle Unionâs newly jobless husband was pretty good at basketball in his day. The former Miami Heat, Chicago Bulls and Cleveland Cavaliers player managed to rack up three NBA titles, 13 All-Star team slots, and an NBA Finals MVP among a grocery list of accomplishments. His son, Zaire, looks to be…
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Lynne Patton Doesnât Care If She Violated the Hatch Act Again
When Lynne Patton isnât violating the sensibilities of hairdressers this side of 1999, sheâs possibly violating the Hatch Act, a federal law meant to prevent officials from politicizing positions in the government, starting with her social media habits. Congressional gollywog Patton is tasked with overseeing the largest regions controlled by the Department of Housing and…
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Bidenâs World: Joe Flexing a Commanding Lead in New Poll
Americans know a mediocre thing when they see one, and theyâre warming up to warming up 2015âs leftovers for the Oval Office, according to a new poll. If the numbers are to be believed, the âNBA Jamâ announcer could soon inform us that the former Delaware congressman is on fire. In a poll conducted by…
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Maleah Davis Likely Dead While Cooperation Wanes, According to Houston Law Enforcement
Houston police believe Maleah Davis, the 4-year-old girl last seen near a highway in Houston, has been killed, according to CBS News. Now, they need help finding and identifying her body. âShe deserves to be found, she deserves to be recovered and she deserves to have a proper burial,â Chief Art Acevedo said at a…
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West Point Graduates Most Diverse Class Ever, Ruins It With Mike Pence Speech
If youâre like me, you wish your wife and loved ones would stop complaining about your ballooning weed budget. If youâre like me, youâve likely also taken the time during a movie about some evil villain, or regime, or crime figure to consider if villains ever take the time to stop and wonder if theyâre…
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Gillette Ad Features Black Trans Teen Shaving for the First Time
With Pride season soon upon us, weâll soon be inundated with rainbow apparel and items from brands falling over themselves to remind us all how inclusive and woke they all are. Every once in a while, however, a brand gives us something genuinely heartwarming and good. In the latest ad from Gillette, posted to the…