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Michelle Obama Secures Bag, Adds 21 Book Tour Dates
Becoming, former-and-forever first lady Michelle Obama’s new book, continues to fly off shelves. Its 3 million copies sold in the United States and Canada alone make it the highest-selling book of the year. Her book tour is selling out stadiums. Her skin care regimen is unfuckwitable. With these facts in mind, Obama has decided to…
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Racist Columbia Student Caught Saying Racist Things on Camera, Will Have You Know He's Not Racist
The white kid spotted extolling the virtues of whiteness to fellow students in a recent viral video wants you to know he’s definitely not racist. Columbia University sophomore Julian von Abele, a physics major, shared a statement with The Daily Beast stating his actions in the video fail to show “his true beliefs,” casting the…
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Nicki Minaj Defends Another Sex Offender. This One Happens to Be Her Boyfriend
Convicted sex offender Kenneth Petty has been living good these days, at least one would assume so, as his girlfriend is international pop star Nicki Minaj. The 40-year-old Petty also happens to be, again, a convicted sex offender. Minaj, for her part, is standing by her man. After Minaj’s public claiming of her new main…
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FBI Says Ohio Woman Planning 'Upscale Mass Murder' Was Dylann Roof's Penpal
A trove of social media activity and a sightseeing pilgrimage to Columbine preceded what authorities allege could have been a collaborative effort between would-be mass murderers. According to authorities, 23-year-old Elizabeth Lecron of Toledo, Ohio has been busy. Fortunately, police acted in time. Lecron was arrested today after authorities allege she purchased two pounds of…
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James A. Fields Jr., Proud Neo-Nazi, Is Now a Convicted Murderer
Late in the summer of 2017, during the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, Va, then 20-year-old James A. Fields Jr., who had driven more than 500 miles from his home state of Ohio, sat in his Dodge Challenger near a crowd. Fields, who was turned away by the Army after graduating high school two…