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President Price Hike Is Ruining Black Friday
This may be your last chance at a 12-pack of flat-screen televisions, thanks to Donald Trump. With a slew of tariffs on foreign goods announced in the first two years of his tenure in the office formerly reserved for Presidents, Trump has touted his international trade strategy as a necessary tool in the administrationâs geopolitical…
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America's Point Guard Kyrie Irving Had Some Choice Words for ThanksgivingÂ
Boston Celtics point guard Kyrie Irving would like you to know that he does not flock with your precious Turkey Day. The five-time All Star, gnarly beard proponent and former NBA champion has recently grabbed headlines for tracing and embracing his Sioux heritage. Irvingâs mother, Elizabeth, passed away when he was four, and moved across…
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Black Man Defends Himself Against Racist Attack, Unintentionally Kills Assailant, Doesn't Go to Jail
In Portland, Ore., 41-year-old FedEx driver Timothy Warren didnât know heâd wind up killing a man during a dispute over dangerous driving. When he stopped his truck to confront Joseph Magnuson, who had screamed that Warren was driving his delivery truck too fast, began hurling insults and racial slurs at him. Magnuson, whose insults were…
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Marvin Gaye Is Here to Make Your Mail Grown and Sexy
So, boom. You just splurged on the biggest Chanel bag in the store. You decided to two-tone your Patek, having worn it around enough to finally decide what should be done with your luxury timepiece. Youâve got a bad little vibe whoâs been on your mind, but your phone is elsewhere (weâre living in a…
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Black College Student in Texas Escorted Out of Class by Police for Putting Her Feet Up
The University of Texas at San Antonio says it is investigating a possible instance of discrimination after video surfaced of a black student being escorted from class by armed police. Officers were called after senior lecturer Anita Moss confronted the student about having her feet up in class. The studentâs classmate, Apurva Rawal, captured the…
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Hate Crimes Rise for Third Consecutive Year, Someone Should Get the News to These Racists
American law enforcement agencies reported more than 7,100 hate crimes to the FBI in 2017, a 17 percent uptick from the 6,121 reported in 2016, even as violent crime resumed its slow downward trend after increases in 2015 and 2016. Retired school teacher Peter Gust was probably unaware of the recent news, as he has…
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Fake Athlete Adonis Creed Scores Real Nike Apparel Deal
Perpetually single lover of all women, Michael B. Jordan, has been busy as of late. After a brief absence from the public eye after the runaway success of the Ryan Coogler-directed first installment of the Black Panther film franchise, Jordan was spotted hard at work filming the sequel to his 2015 Coogler vehicle, Creed. As…
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President Picture Book Has Designated âPolicy Timeâ Built Into His Day
The only president with time built into his day to do what you do while youâre supposed to be working, Donald Trump has long had blocks of âexecutive time,â or time regularly spent tweeting and watching television, built into his daily schedule. While itâs tough to imagine that Trump, a man who has managed to…
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Was Broke Like a Month Ago, Which Fox News Hosts Found Hilarious
Fresh off her midterm election victory and the purchase of her first couch, representative-elect of New Yorkâs 14th Congressional District, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, took a moment from representing the best of our political process to cut some faux-populist fat cats down to size. After Ocasio-Cortezâs tweet celebrating her new lease on home decor and her remarks…
