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The Trump Nightmare Personified
If you ever wondered what black America sees in their mindâs eye when they imagine a Trump supporter; If you questioned what the people wringing their hands in apprehension and dismay thought would happen when Trump took office; If you wondered what immigrants, Muslims, and all of non-white America imagines when they read about the…
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7 Reasons Why You Shouldnât Worry About the Repeal of Obamacare
On Monday the man we elected (and by âwe,â you know who I mean) to solve Americaâs problems and make the country great again emerged from a meeting with the nationâs governors glassy-eyed, as if he had just been told he was going to have to take an IQ test or get hooked up to…
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Trumpâs Presidential Address: The Wypipo Speech
Apparently, black people are racist. I didnât know I was a racist until recently, but luckily, the great people of white America took their long history of racial awareness and benevolence toward people of color to show us the light. Lately, the jujitsu of reverse racism has manifested itself in the ugliest, most virulent form…
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The Donald Trump Presidential-Speech Drinking Game
If youâre anything like me, when Donald Trump addresses a joint session of Congress tonight, it will be very difficult to watch (especially if, like me, you initially thought âjoint session of Congressâ referred to a little-known constitutional amendment that required representatives to pass a blunt around the House chamber). Luckily for you, we here…
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The Latest Leslie Jones White-Tears Controversy
Leslie Jones is the latest target in the new epidemic of wypipo pearl-clutching and getting outraged at comedians for telling jokes. During her latest stand-up performance at Carolines on Broadway, Jones, the New York Times reports, told the story of when online troll and pedophile advocate Milo Yiannopoulos attacked her and inspired his âalt-rightâ minions…
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Everybody Hates Trump (Except White People)
This morningâand every morning since Jan. 20âif you turned on your TV, you were likely to hear pundits and experts talk about how Americans are fighting against, upset with and resisting the presidency of Donald Trump. (It has been a month and I still dry-heave when I say it.) The consensus from every media sourceâincluding…
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Remember Trayvon?
Remember Trayvon? He wouldâve been 22 by now. He more than likely would have graduated from high school and entered college by this date. If he studied hard, maybe he would have entered an Ivy League school, graduated from Harvard and entered the spaceflight-training program during his downtime between law school classes. Iâm sure there…
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TrumpPets Are the White Hoteps
Youâve seen them before. Maybe you dated one because you liked the way he called you âkingâ or âqueen,â before he chastised you for wearing your skirt too short, putting lye in your hair orâand, no, Iâm not kidding about thisâgetting so far away from your African roots that your body does unnatural, Eurocentric things…
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Google Just Dropped $11,000,000 to Make Sure #BlackLivesMatter
Of course, the company didnât phrase it that way because it would have to spend another $11 million cleaning up all the mess from the white peopleâs heads that exploded. But according to USA Today, Google just pledged $11.5 million in grants and funding to help organizations fight racial bias. Specifically, Googleâs philanthropic division wants…
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Welcome to the America Black People Have Always Lived In
Good morning! It is so great to see all of you gathered here on this lovely day! From the looks on your faces, many of you seem disturbed to find yourself in this meeting, but trust me, you should be thankful. I thought that by the first month into Donald Trumpâs presidency, weâd be 0n…
