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The 10 Commandments Of The One Night Stand
10. Make sure youāre on the same page One of the trickiest things about one-time flings is selecting a partner who understands and knows what it is. Thereās nothing worse than thinking you had a mysterious night of passion and romance, and having that thirsty nigga show up at your job with flowers the next…
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The University of Mo. President Just Got Burned by the Fires of Ferguson and BaltimoreĀ
āWe’ve got to face the fact that some people say you fight fire best with fire, but we say you put fire out best with water. We say you don’t fight racism with racism. We’re gonna fight racism with solidarity.āĀ āFred Hampton, Black Panther Party Someone started a fire on Canfield Drive in Ferguson, Mo. I…
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Itās Time to Admit It: The Police Are Racist
While the Internet was once again awash in what seems like its semimonthly outrage over cellphone footage of a police officer abusing another unarmed person of color, the New York Times published a story that was far more frustrating and scream-about-able. Selecting Greensboro, N.C.ābecause of the stateās detailed traffic-stop data collectionāthe article documented a systemized…
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An Investigation: Are Donald Trump And Al Sharpton Really The Exact Same Person?
After hundreds of interviews, thousands of hours of exhaustive research and an illegal DNA test performed by genetic scientists at the laboratories abandoned by The Ricki Lake show in the late 90ās, I’veĀ concluded that there is a significant statistical probability that: Donald Trump is probably Al Sharpton. The origin of this investigation began in one…
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The New Negro And The Lost Art Of Shutting The Fuck Up
A few weeks ago, a reporter spotted one of Donald Trumpās āMake America Great Againā baseball caps in Tom Bradyās locker. I wonāt derail this article by going on a rant about how their definition of when America was āgreatā was either when negroes were docile, or even better ā slaves. I wonāt even mention…
