• Pro-COVID Parents Are Fighting School Mask Mandates With White Tears

    Pro-COVID Parents Are Fighting School Mask Mandates With White Tears

    I don’t like wearing masks. The only reason I wear them is that I have this thing about killing other people. My lack of a degree in virology combined with my reticence about coughing to death as my chest fills with lung-snot has placed me squarely in the not-wanting-to-die-so-I-guess-I’ll-wear-this-piece-of-cloth-on-my-face camp. But there is a group…

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  • 'Woke,' Leftist & Black: The Incomplete Glossary of White Slurs

    'Woke,' Leftist & Black: The Incomplete Glossary of White Slurs

    When a leftist goes to sleep, are they not ā€œwokeā€? If an antifa retires, do they become profa? How many thugs make up a gang? White people are terrible at roasting. I’m sure you’ve heard some of the most recent pathetic attempts by conservatives to demonize their adversaries. Their lackluster linguistic skills date back to…

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  • Andrew Brown Jr.'s Family Asks District Attorney to Recuse Himself From Prosecuting Coworkers

    Andrew Brown Jr.'s Family Asks District Attorney to Recuse Himself From Prosecuting Coworkers

    Attorneys for the family of a North Carolina man who was killed by law enforcement officers have asked the district’s top law enforcement officer to recuse himself from investigating and charging his coworkers because…did you even read the sentence? Lawyers representing the family of Andrew Brown Jr., who was slain by Pasquotank County, N.C., sheriff’s…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Stupidity Is a Pandemic

    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Stupidity Is a Pandemic

    I think it was the Apostle Paul who said: ā€œThere are no stupid questions, just stupid people.ā€ Or maybe it was Shakespeare. I can’t remember. In any case, each week, while sorting through the emails, DMs and tweets from readers and people who only peruse headlines before firing off angry responses, we try to avoid…

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  • We Found the Textbooks of Senators Who Oppose The 1619 Project and Suddenly Everything Makes Sense

    We Found the Textbooks of Senators Who Oppose The 1619 Project and Suddenly Everything Makes Sense

    White people love critical race theories. While they generally oppose Critical Race Theory, the academic movement started by Black scholars, they have historically embraced the uncapitalized version of race theory. However, because so many see whiteness as a default, they don’t understand that their entire education has already been racialized. The fact that most people…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: We Have Questions

    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: We Have Questions

    While I’m generally known for my quiet, kind-hearted demeanor and as someone who accepts racism quietly and would never push back when someone else says or does something stupid or racist, beneath this placid, compassionate exterior lies a heart that constantly asks the same question over and over again. (Why are you laughing? I know…

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  • Was Tim Scott Right When He Said 'America Is Not a Racist Country'? An Investigation

    Was Tim Scott Right When He Said 'America Is Not a Racist Country'? An Investigation

    I’m part of the liberal media. That’s right, I’m all of the things Fox News and the Daily Caller warns white people about. I’m a ā€œleftistā€ who works part-time as a member of the ā€œwoke mobā€ installing our ā€œradical agenda.ā€ I’ve been called a Marxist, a ā€œreverse racistā€ and, in my finest hour, a ā€œrace-baiter.ā€…

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  • Judge Denies Request to Release Footage of Cops Killing Andrew Brown Jr. Because It Wouldn't Be Fair to Cops Who Killed Andrew Brown Jr. (No, Seriously)

    Judge Denies Request to Release Footage of Cops Killing Andrew Brown Jr. Because It Wouldn't Be Fair to Cops Who Killed Andrew Brown Jr. (No, Seriously)

    A North Carolina judge has ruled that publicly owned footage of public employees killing a member of the public cannot be released to the public, citing stuff and things. Meanwhile, the district attorney fought the request from a coalition of media outlets by showing exactly why it should be released. On Wednesday, North Carolina Superior…

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  • Autopsy and Newly Released Video Shows Andrew Brown Died From 'Kill Shot' During Police Ambush

    Autopsy and Newly Released Video Shows Andrew Brown Died From 'Kill Shot' During Police Ambush

    Attorneys for a North Carolina man killed by police say an autopsy and newly obtained footage confirms that he was ambushed by local deputies before being struck by five bullets, the final one piercing the back of his head. Meanwhile, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened an inquiry into whether federal laws were broken…

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  • Tyler Perry Is Right. We Shouldn't Hate the Police

    Tyler Perry Is Right. We Shouldn't Hate the Police

    I have a Black dog. The B is capitalized because, in this specific case, the word ā€œBlackā€ does not designate the hue of my 165-pound, gangly sack of floppy ears, fur and dookie. Omar is a negro dog. He casually forgets that the kitchen is off-limits every time he smells fried chicken. Unlike Caucasian-raised canines,…

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