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If You Paid Ja Rule $10,000 for Anything In 2017, You Deserve Whatever The Fuck Happens To You
How exactly would Ja contribute to your good time at the Fyre Festival?
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What Iâve Learned (And What I'm Learning) A Year After My Divorce
Seems that nearly everyone agrees that 2016 was a front-to-back wack-ass year for a lot of wack-ass reasons. For me, the year took a sharp-left shit-show turn in its very first seconds. Literally. During an otherwise wonderful New Yearâs Eve wedding with my family in Detroit, my wife and I descended into the worst fight…
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I Dont Know How I'm Supposed To Feel About Kanye
This piece started off quite differently. You see, after years of skating around the margins of the sentiment, Iâd finally leaned into full-on âFuck Kanye Westâ mode. It followed years of annoyance at his trend of constantly obnoxious and solipsistic behavior. Even his admission during a recent concert that he didnât vote at all Nov. 8 but…
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The Best Rap Beefs Ever
Itâs interestingâand somewhat sadâthat this decadeâs only two meaningful rap beefs have involved attempts to sink the same floating dead body. It started in 2015, when everyoneâs favorite manila-folder-complected, suburban Torontonian, Drake, traded âbarsâ with the somewhat less-meaningful Philly maestro of shout raps, Meek Mill. Though Meek exposed Drizzy for employing ghostwritersâa damning accusation in the world of…
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Mafia III Is Probably The Blackest Video Game Ever Made
If youâre rocking pearls, the disclaimer at the very beginning of Mafia III (PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Microsoft Windows, MacOS) might make you clutch âem tightly. “Mafia IIIÂ takes place in a fictionalized version of the American South in 1968. We sought to create an authentic and immersive experience that captures this very turbulent time and…
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A Vote For Jill Stein Is A Vote In The Trash
Cornel West recently continued down his long, winding road to breaking my heart. He returned to his recurring role as a panelist on Real Time with Bill Maher, where he was even more overbearing than usual. He battled with Barney Frank and barely let my future second wife Alex Wagner get a word in edgewise;…
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Hip-Hopâs Best Year Ever Can Almost Buy You A Drink
It should come as no surprise to most of you that I wasnât the most popular kid in high school. During my 1995 â 1996 freshman year, I endured an awkward post-pubescent, pre-growth-spurt phase that had me looking like the love child of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and Associate Bob from Demolition Man. Making matters…