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Claire McCaskill Hates on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez From Outside Congress Because She Canāt Even Get In
In a move that definitely does not make her an abject motherfucking hater, now-former Sen. Claire McCaskill has shared that sheās āconfusedā about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez being āthe thing.ā According to CNN, in a thinly veiled attempt to give Ocasio-Cortez āadviceā during an exit interviewāa classic inroad to being a shady assholeāMcCaskill (D-Mo.) stated that…
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Donald Trump Tells the Grinch to Hold His Beer: National Christmas Tree Unlit Due to Government Shutdown
The national Christmas tree in Washington, D.C., stood lightless and listless on Christmas Day, a casualty of the partial government shutdown, sending sectors of the country into a whirlwind of delays, stoppages and emergency adjustments to holiday plans. According to the Associated Press, several national parks had closed as a result of the government shutdown…
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Give the Gift of Chill: Letting Your Black Atheist Family Live on Christmas
I used to love Christmas. Donāt get me wrongāI donāt hate Christmas now, and this isnāt one of those melancholic āghost of Christmas magicā essays. My eyes still light up when I see a beautiful holiday display, and itās the only time youāll ever get me to admit that snow can be beautiful. I still…
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Man Gets $80,000 Settlement For āLaughing While Blackā
People are out here fighting for our right to talk cash shit, and I salute. According to a news release from Chandra Law, Robert Spencer filed a civil rights lawsuit after he was arrested in July 2017. Officers in the recorded confrontation accused Spencer of threatening them, but all he actually did was clown them…
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Another 14-Year-Old Slammed to Ground by Police Officers in School, This Time Over a Candy Bar
I try very hard not to start out my posts with āI just wrote this shit,ā because I want to make it clear that each case of brutality happening to a minor leads to yet another child traumatized by flagrantly unacceptable police behavior. But I just wrote this shit. According to WGCL-TV, a 14-year-old black…
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Munchie Madness: Man Tries to Pay for McDonaldās With Bag of Weed (in This Economy?)
Look, I get it. Once you get the munchies one too many times, you just canāt stand by and watch it eat away at your funds anymore. You can only spend so many hundreds of dollars on Steak-umms and apple pies. Maybe thatās why 23-year-old Florida-Man-of-the-Week Anthony Andrew Gallagher allegedly tried to pay for his…
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2 Former Louisiana Cops Indicted for Slamming 14-Year-Old on Ground, Into Desk
And people wonder why we donāt want more police officers in schools. Surveillance footage from October reveals two then-officers slamming a 14-year-old boy onto the ground and into a desk after he tried to walk away from administrators and out of a school office. In the video, former Officer Anthony Dupre handles the student like…
