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Exclusive: Nicki Minaj And Meek Mill Meet With Wedding Planner
If you happen to be on any form of social media (or have at least one friend from Queens) you are more than likely aware that Nicki decided to stun the world with a picture of a presumed engagement ring provided by our favorite Philly loudmouth. Many blessings to them and their impending union. What…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Season 5 Reunion Recap (Part 1): Who Asked You, Erica?
Iām foregoing the points system today as I have a rant to get off of my chest – namely, that Erica Mena is a bird of the highest order. Ms. Fresh Azimizā aviary skills are almost unprecedented at this point. The pure hubris of her flying around and dropping turds all over the reunion like…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 515 Recap: How Did We Get Here?
Ladies and Gents, somehow, someway, we have crawled our way to the season finale. I, for one, feel like my brain is at the tail end of a ratchet Spartan race ā coming out the other end sore, muddy, and with not much else to show for it besides personal acknowledgement that I committed my…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 514 Recap: āBeasting Beyond Beastabilityā
Iāve decided to ride out this points system til the end of this NY run. As always, the points are absolutely arbitrary and almost exclusively beholden to my chicken levels at any point in time. Without further ado, letās get to it. Ā· Peter Gunz solicits Ericaās help to pick a ring. No points, but…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 513 Recap: "M-A-N-A-I-C"
So today I’m going to try something new. Since I’m always complaining that this show is trying my spirit, I’m going to evaluate episode moments via an arbitrary points system and see if we come out positive or negative.* Yandy sits with MelatoninĀ to justify why she brought her fiancĆ©ās employee down to her office…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 512 Recap: Say Yes Ma'am!
Ladies and gents, we have now seen Rich Dollaz walk into a NYC public bathroom twice in the past four weeks. Iām one incident away from starting a Change.Org petition. Let me not get ahead of myself. The episode kicked off with the trials and tribulations of Yandy and MysticSoda(s). Yandy is understandably still very…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 511 Recap: Why Is Charlie Murphy Here?
This weekās episode, if nothing else, taught me what kind of relationships Keyshia Cole wails about on her songs. Can anyone reason with me as to why it would be a good idea for Mynameismyname* to pretend that his child with Yandy is in the hospital? He mumbled something about his hustle being just as…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 510 Recap: #CreepSquad
Guys, someone save Cyn from the sociopathic clutches of Cisco. I am so serious.Ā She deserves so much better than this. Why canāt she find a good man or woman to give her a burrito bowl? Can we start a PSA for her plight? My apologies for the delay, there was a chicken shortage and…
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#OscarsSoWhite That Even Their Feminism Is Translucent
So, the Oscars were a thing that happened yesterday. Iāll be honest, I turned it off about 30 minutes after the red carpet fashion show – Neil Patrick Harris joked about how white the audience was and everyone laughed at acknowledging their privilege in a way that was too āyes Iām an asshole but at…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 509 Recap: Spoke When Spoken To
Apparently weāve reached the maximum threshold for a character on a Mona Scott show to be presented as reasonable within a season arc, because Yandy Smith was mainlining haterade. Yandy was suspicious of a woman named Remy that Myanmar had hired to be an assistant of his management company ā to which I ask, who…
