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Trump Gives Defense Secretary James Mattis the Boot 2 Months Early, as Told by Beyoncé Lyrics
âTo the left, to the left Everything you own in the box to the left…â Days removed from being on the receiving end of one of the best reads in recent memory, our soon-to-be former Secretary of Defense James Mattis came home to find his Nikes on the curb and his car engulfed in flames…
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Our Government Is Shut Down Because All Trump Wanted for Christmas Was His Border Wall
While the rest of us are scouring Amazon and invading outlet malls to snatch up last minute Christmas gifts, our Commander-in-Tweet really wanted his U.S.-Mexico border wall so damn bad that he killed a bipartisan spending deal that wouldâve avoided a government shutdown. As such, we now enter Day 2 of a partial shutdown in…
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Puma and the Trayvon Martin Foundation Join Forces to Fight Gun Violence with the Release of New Sneaker
Since Jay-Zâs arrival as Creative Director earlier this year, Puma has experienced an unprecedented rebirth. And with their latest release of the Puma Clyde Court Disrupt, you can be fresh as hell if the Feds watching and support a worthy cause in the process. Thatâs because for each pair of kicks you purchase of the…
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MAGA Raises Over $14 Million (and Counting) to Build Trump's Wall But They Might Be Getting Refunds Instead
While the grassroots online campaign We the People Will Fund the Wallânoted for their innate ability to adore nachos while simultaneously hating Mexican people, as well keep a running total of all of their black friendsâhas raised over $14 million (and counting) in their quest to Make America Caucasian Again, it turns out that their…
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Racist Referee Gets Benched After Forcing Black Student to Cut off His Dreadlocks Prior to Wrestling Match
Not all referees are racist, but thereâs a 99.6% likelihood that you just might be a racist ass referee if you: a) Just so happen to hurl racial slurs at your co-workers. b) Force a black high school student to cut off his dreads prior to his wrestling match. As we previously reported, New Jersey…
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Lebron Concludes NFL Owners Have a 'Slave Mentality', NFL Owners Dispute This Notion By Demonstrating Exactly That
If you havenât been watching HBOâs âThe Shopâ youâre missing out. Not only does it provide us with some tremendous insight into the minds of some of our favorite athletes and entertainers in a casual barbershop setting, but the candid nature of their conversations means we get sound bites we otherwise would never hear. And…
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State Supreme Court Rules That Florida's 'Stand Your Ground' Law Applies to Police Too
In a landmark decision, Floridaâs State Supreme Court ruled Thursday that its police officers can use the stateâs âstand your groundâ self-defense law. In doing so, officers will be able to shield themselves from prosecution in instances involving disputed shootings. In its ruling, the court determined that police officers have the same rights as other…
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Police Officers Who Manhandled Jazmine Headley and Her 1-Year-Old Baby Will Not Be Punished
If youâre a New York police officer, apparently manhandling women and violently ripping a 1-year-old baby from his motherâs arms isnât a punishable offense. As according to Politico, an NYPD Internal Affairs Bureau review into Jazmine Headleyâs violent arrest last week in Brooklyn found no wrongdoing on the part of the NYPD officers involved. âThe…
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KFC Is Selling Firelogs That Smell like Fried Chicken Since Nobody Wants to Eat There
By a show of hands, how many of you eat KFC? Nobody? Oh. Well, in the latest example of terrible ass ideas that nobody asked for, KFC announced that it will be helping you spread yuletide cheer. âHow exactly?â you ask? âAt KFC, we have always been proud of our role in bringing loved ones…
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Diddy Remembers Kim Porter with Beautiful Birthday Tribute: 'We Love You and We Miss You'
On what wouldâve been the 48th birthday of model and actress Kim Porter, Diddy took to social media this morning to wish a happy birthday to the woman he remembers as âmore than a soulmateâ. âHAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!!â he wrote on Instagram, âWe miss you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooSoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MUCH.â Hours later, he dropped another tribute honoring the…
