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Food
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Atlanta Decides Not to Impeach Mayor on Misdemeanor Macaroni Charges
After proudly becoming one of the largest metropolitan cities in the U.S. to be led by a black woman, Atlanta was rocked by scandal on Christmas Day when residents of the city recoiled in shock after learning that a black woman named Keisha made a pan of macaroni and cheese that looked like someone melted…
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KFC Is Selling Firelogs That Smell like Fried Chicken Since Nobody Wants to Eat There
By a show of hands, how many of you eat KFC? Nobody? Oh. Well, in the latest example of terrible ass ideas that nobody asked for, KFC announced that it will be helping you spread yuletide cheer. “How exactly?” you ask? “At KFC, we have always been proud of our role in bringing loved ones…
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Thanksgiving Dishes, Ranked
Cranberry sauce is better out of the can, which means that people who like homemade cranberry sauce are bougie or just want to show off. I know turkey is the headliner of the Thanksgiving meal, but it’s highly overrated. The difference between a great turkey and a terrible turkey can be overcome with a little…
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How Do You Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey?
It’s two days before Thanksgiving, and today my sister called to ask me if I know how to cook a turkey. I don’t, and neither does she, but we are going to struggle through it together this week because by some dumb stroke of luck we have ended up with two of them. Yep. I…
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An Open Letter to the Avocado Haters on #NationalAvocadoDay
Dear People Who Hate Avocados: Who raised you? How can you find yourself at odds with the world’s most perfect fruit? Yes, avocado is a fruit. It has a seed. It is actually considered a large berry with a single seed. You know what else avocado is? Delicious. I could eat avocado every single day…