Look, as optimistic as I want to be about this new treatment for Ebola, we've all seen enough post-apocalyptic horror movies to know how it starts:
1. A fucked up but manageable disease kills a bunch of humans.
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2. We scramble to find a cure.
3. We find a cure that "works."
4. Except the cure doesn't work.
5. And it turns everyone to zombies.
6. Except Will Smith and Brad Pitt.
7. Because they're too good looking to be zombies.
8. But the rest of us?
9. Zombies.
10. And dead.
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