The top three likely destinations for Lebron James, new free agent, basketball icon, and maven internet troll.
1. Miami
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I honestly don’t think he’s leaving. Just wants to put some fire in D. Wade’s belly. And by “put some fire in D.Wade’s belly” I mean “convince D.Wade to start working out again and stop making 3am runs to Wing Stop and the 24-hour Chipotle.”
2. Cleveland
Still, fuck Dan Gilbert today. Fuck Dan Gilbert tomorrow. And fuck Dan Gilbert forever.
3. Dallas Cowboys
Because why not?
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