Kyrie Irving, Who Is Very Good At Playing Basketball, Drops Double Nickel On Damian Lillard

Kyrie Irving is very good at playing basketball. Here are the results from the last seven professional basketball games Kyrie Irving — who is very good at playing basketball — played, and how the point guards matched up against him fared.

(Each game, btw, was a Cavs victory)

1/16/15 vs the LA Clippers and Chris Paul, generally regarded as the best point guard in the league for the last decade or so.

Irving: 37 points (on 12-18 shooting), 5 assists

Paul: 15 points (on 4-15 shooting), 14 assists

1/19/15 vs the Chicago Bulls and Derrick Rose, 2011 MVP

Irving: 18 points, 12 assists

Rose: 18 points (on 5-14 shooting), 2 assists

1/21/15 vs the Utah Jazz and Trey Burke, who, well, always has nice haircuts

Irving: 18 points (on 8-13 shooting), 4 assists

Burke: 2 points (on 1-10 shooting), 2 assists

1/23/15 vs the Charlotte Hornets and the very talented and tough Kemba Walker

Irving: 18 points (on 7-12 shooting), 2 assists (Numbers are low because the Cavs won by 39 and he didn’t play his usual minutes)

Walker: 8 points (on 3-14 shooting), 4 assists

1/25/15 vs the Oklahoma City Thunder and Russell Westbrook, who is a force of fucking nature

Irving: 21 points (on 9-21 shooting), 6 assists

Westbrook: 22 points (on 7-26 shooting), 11 assists

1/27/15 vs the Detroit Pistons and DJ Augustin, who’s like a big-ass light-skinned gnat with a nice crossover and tattoo sleeves

Irving: 38 points (on 13-23 shooting), 6 assists

Augustin: 19 points, 9 assists

1/28/15 vs the Portland Trail Blazers and Damian Lillard, who is also very good at playing basketball (and almost has a very awesome first name)

Irving: 55 points. (Yes. 55 motherfucking points.)

Lillard: 14 points (on 4-19 shooting)

Kyrie Irving is very good at playing basketball.