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Think you need an AIG-type bailout? Well, Jana Sikdar over at The Indalian Job has concerns about paying for her kids' education, having enough of a nest egg to retire comfortably and whether or not Keifer Sutherland is going to grab her up when she goes to her basement. And she's barely old enough to rent…

Think you need an AIG-type bailout? Well, Jana Sikdar over at The Indalian Job has concerns about paying for her kids' education, having enough of a nest egg to retire comfortably and whether or not Keifer Sutherland is going to grab her up when she goes to her basement. And she's barely old enough to rent a car. Prepare to have yourselves a chuckle.

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Stefon Diggs and Cardi B Viral Boat Video Prompts Response from Patriots Coach
Stefon Diggs and Cardi B Viral Boat Video Prompts Response from Patriots Coach

Not the Sexy Kind of Fear

If youth is wasted on the young, patience is wasted on the…experienced. The above is precisely why ours is the world's greatest nation. We have the time to not only have quarter-life crises, but also discuss them at length with self-deprecating wit and snarky commentary. What a blessing it is to be afforded such "troubles."

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