Clapback/Mailbag

  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: A Learning Experience
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: A Learning Experience

    Today’s mailbag is dedicated to the people who inform Black people on how to overcome racism. That’s why we’re all here, right? I can’t speak for anyone else but I’m here to learn about how to appreciate this great country. I’m here to soak up the knowledge about how to move forward and forget the…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: I Feel Fine
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: I Feel Fine

    I’m going to stop being so offensive. From now on, I promise to respond to the violence, theft and downright absurdity of white supremacy with eloquently composed reactions that ruffle no feathers and leave no one feeling offended. From this day forward, I won’t call the white people who inflict pain “white people who inflict…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: The More Things Change
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: The More Things Change

    On August 25, 2017, The Root changed the world when it began a feature called the Clapback Mailbag. Back then I thought white people would NEVER stop being racist but I must admit I was wrong. We’re really proud of the part we played in changing the national zeitgeist. Thanks to us, you get to…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Children's Stories
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Children's Stories

    Once upon a time, not long agoWhen you didn’t have to wear a mask to the grocery storeBefore an orange Klansman became presidentCaucasians were behaving like they had some sense.There were some white people who were misledto believe we gave a fuck when they just said:“I don’t understand why you’re so madBecause we sold your…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: White People Are Crazy
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: White People Are Crazy

    Managing Editor Genetta Adams is off today, so I do not have to adhere to the usual format. Every week, I try to explain to Genetta that the Mailbag doesn’t require a lede but, instead of listening to my argument, she insists that I follow the rules of journalism and inform the audience of the…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Errors and Omissions
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Errors and Omissions

    “There ain’t been a perfect person on earth since Jesus took to the sky; and there won’t be none until he comes back” — Aunt Earlene To be fair, my Aunt Earlene has been married to a Pentecostal preacher, my Uncle Otis, since the mid-196os, so she knows very little about Black Thought—who has never…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: A Look Inside Our Secret Location
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: A Look Inside Our Secret Location

    Making our way in the world todayTakes all black people got.Taking a break from wypipoSure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to goWhere the Karens can be shamedAnd the cops don’t cock and aimYou want to be where they clap on beatand reparations can be claimed.You want to…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: The Cleaning Solution
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: The Cleaning Solution

    I was a shitty brother. I never abused my sisters. I just subjected them to years of mental abuse and torture. Perhaps the greatest example of my emotional terrorism was my stance on the bathroom. Before my mother returned home from work every day, she required us to clean the entire house. My sisters and…

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Bars
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Bars

    This mailbag is dedicated to all the ones who called the writers at The Root “racists”; to all the ones who wrote us emails saying we’d never amount to nothing; to everyone who sent angry emails when we were just trying to write articles and feed our babies. To all the niggas in the struggle……

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  • The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Black Supremacy
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    The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Black Supremacy

    The Root is a hate group. It’s not my fault. Editor-in-Chief Danielle Belton hired Black supremacist writers like Zack Linly, Joe Jurado and Ishena Robinson who took it upon themselves to call white women out of their names. There is an anti-white clique of writers at The Root, headed by Senior Editor Stephen Crockett, who…

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