Clapback/Mailbag
Clapback/Mailbag
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: The Couchbed Solution
This weekās Clapback Mailbag is about strawmen. When people try to disprove a reasonable argument by distorting the premise of the debate, thereās always a leap in logic that you might not notice unless you examine it closely. For instance, people who refute āblack lives matterā with ābut what about black-on-black crimeā always forget to…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Juneteenth Edition
I have a dilemma: I want to celebrate Juneteenth by socially distancing myself from wypipo but they wonāt let me. So, todayās Clapback Mailbag is dedicated to all the white people who would have been slave masters if it wasnāt for emancipation. For Juneteenth, we have a very special ābut what about black-on-black crime?ā letter.Ā …
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: The Evidence of Things Not Seen
Nigga, I aināt shitI just know how to rhyme a lilā bitIām just trying to squeeze fit my fat ass in wherever I can fit. ā Cee-Lo Green Ninety-nine percent of the time, I already know what Iām going to say before I even begin to write the Clapback Mailbag. Today is the other one…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: White People Be Knowing
Thanks, Caucasians! This weekās mailbag was mostly filled with white people offering advice to black people on how to protest, how to respond to white supremacy and how to think in general. Although the unbelievable depth of white peopleās brazenry knows no bounds, itās always enlightening to learn about dealing with oppression from people who…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Old Whites' Tales
Iām not religious, and I know that thunder and lightning are caused by electrostatic charges superheating the air, producing a rapid atmospheric expansion that causes a sonic boom. I donāt think my hallucinations during REM sleep give me information about fertility, nor do I believe stop signs and telephone poles determine my future. Iāve done…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: True or False Equivalency
āIf a white person said that…ā āWhat about…ā āThe Bible says…ā Those three introductory phrases are staples in the language used by trolls. But, while some people immediately tune out everything that follows, we at The Root have an obligation to respond to these false equivalencies. We even built a system for it. All during…
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Ain't Nowhere to Run: An Open Letter to Ahmaud Arbery
Although Michael Harriot is on vacation this week, he still agreed to write our weekly Clapback Mailbag. However, instead of responding to trolls, haters, disgruntled readers and anyone who has a question about the content on The Root, Michael submitted this open letter to Ahmaud Arbery. Dear Mr. Arbery, Do not rest in peace. Haunt…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Black People Are Stupid
I want to be wrong. Every week, when the staff at The Root begins scouring our various inboxes for the weekly clapback mailbag, I keep hoping that one of us will discover an email, tweet, DM or comments from someone who can articulately explain why racism is dead. Just once, Iād love to hear someone…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: The Gray Area
If you are a regular reader of The Root (or any of the G/O Media sites), then you might be familiar with the ghetto section of our sites that we term āThe Grays.ā The Grays is the area containing comments that are āpending approvalā and appear as grayed out, unlike the good, white comments. I…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Coronavirus Is Racism
No, hear me out… Like COVID-19, thereās always one person who understands the danger of racism while wholeheartedly believing, āEveryone else might get it, but not me. Iām immune.āLike this letter: From: JakkiTo: Michael Harriot Michael…I hope youāll read this for a second. There are a lot of white folks that arenāt actually āwhiteā Jewish…