Clapback/Mailbag
Clapback/Mailbag
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: The Fresh Prince of Mailbags
Now this is a story all about howEvery Friday, I turn white smiles upside downIâd like to take a second…Maybe a minute or twoto tell you how I became a racist at a site called The Root. In Black America, I was born and raisedPoetry and economics is where I spent most of my daysBut…
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: A Salute to the âGood Onesâ
For too long, the writers at The Root have ignored the plight of those whose labor goes unrecognized and unheralded. In our fight for equality and justice, we have forgotten one outstanding group of Americans who are willing to lay their lives on the line. But that ends today. Todayâs Clapback Mailbag is dedicated to…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Based on an Almost True Story
Happy New Year! In 2020, we will be doing something different with the mailbag. Donât worry: the mailbag will still come every Friday. Weâll still answer a selection of emails, tweets, DMs and comments from our readers. We will continue to fuel the mailbag with white tears. But this year, weâre also going to respond…
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: Keep That Same Energy, Wypipo
For the last mailbag of 2019, we chose an email, a tweet, a DM and a comment that all ask the same question: Why are we so racist? How can we use the slur âwypipoâ while condemning their use of the n-word? How can we make jokes about our Caucasian constituency? Wouldnât we call them…
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: O Come, All Ye Racists
âThe Clapback Songâ: Nikes roasting on an open firePete Buttigieg lying through his noseJonas Brothers singing Earth Wing & FireWhite people in plantation wedding photos Everybody knows, that phone call to Ukraine was badAnd what they did to Kaepernick ainât rightBut white people are spitting madBecause a MAGA jaw got broken in a fight. They…
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: âReal Racistâ Bingo
Whenever someone asks if writing the weekly Clapback Mailbag ever gets old, I tell them that receiving and reading notes from people telling me why Iâm so wrong can sometimes be annoying. But, to be fair, itâs not the receiving part that bothers me; I rather enjoy responding to our readers. But reading poorly punctuated…
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The Root's Clapback Mailbag: Major League Clapback
Each Friday, we wade through our emails, tweets, comments and DMs to respond to readers who are searching for feedback, validation or someone at whom they can scream the n-word without being slapped like they stole something. But not this week. When the pair of articles about Mayor Pete Buttigieg came out last week, there…
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: A Long List of Liars
I donât know if you heard about it, but I wrote something pretty controversial this week. Iâve always wondered how some people could live in a country so rife with inequality and racism and somehow conclude that race and whiteness had absolutely nothing to do with it, which was exactly why I wrote what I…
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: I Don't Wanna Be A Race-Baiter No More
What happens to a race hustle, deferred? Does it get whippedLike a slave in the sun? Or shot, Like a suspect who tried to run?Does it splatter, like MLKâs jawOr leave a stain on the Audobon Ballroom floor? Maybe it just sags,Like a black boyâs jeans… Or is it just a white manâs dream? Today,…
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The Rootâs Clapback Mailbag: Why?
Yâall know me. Each Friday, I use my black privilege to attack poor hapless white souls who were only trying to live their lives and, maybe, occasionally, blurt out a âniggerâ or two. And youâre part of it, too. The only reason we sift through tweets, emails, comments and direct messages is that we feel…