LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HOLY SHIT I KNOW THIS AINโT FUNNY THIS IS AWFUL THIS IS TERRIBLE THIS IS HATEFUL THIS IS MISSISSIPPI BURNING THIS IS A NOOSE ON THE LOOSE BUT HOW DEEPLY HOW THOROUGHLY HOW HILARIOUSLY RACIST MUST YOUR ORGANIZATION BE FOR โTHAT WASNโT A NOOSE OF HATE. THAT WAS JUST OUR TUESDAY NOOSE. HIS NAME IS FRED. FRED NOOSEโ TO BE YOUR SINCERE OFFICIAL STATEMENT??? HOW MANY NOOSES ARE THERE IN NASCAR GARAGES??? BRUNCH NOOSES PLATONIC NOOSES DINNER PARTY NOOSES KINK NOOSES NIKE AIR MAX 98 NOOSES EMOTIONAL SUPPORT NOOSES MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED NOOSES NOOSES FOR LACTOSE INTOLERANT DRIVERS NEEDING ALTERNATIVE NOOSES FOR SENSITIVE STOMACHS??? OAT NOOSES CASHEW NOOSES ALMOND NOOSES IS THERE A NOOSE GUY ON STAFF OR DO THEY OUTSOURCE NOOSE PROCUREMENT AND RETENTION TO A NOOSE FACTORY A NOOSE WHOLESALER A NOOSE FARM WITH NOOSE BREEDING BINS OR MAYBE ITโS JUST SOMEONEโS OLD RETIRED MEMAW WHO BRINGS A BATCH OF FRESH NOOSES TO THE GARAGE EACH SEASON ON NOOSE DAY IS NOOSE DAY LIKE PICTURE DAY LIKE KENNYWOOD DAY FOR PITTSBURGHERS LIKE JUNETEENTH FOR REDNECKS SHIT THATโS KINDA MORBID RIGHT???
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AND NOW BUBBA WALLACE WHO SEEMS LIKE A NICE MAN A KIND MAN THE LIGHTSKINT MAN TYLER PERRY WOULD CAST OPPOSITE KIMBERLY ELYSE IN THE CHICKENS COME HOME TO GOSPEL BRUNCH AS A HARDWORKING GOD-FEARING OMELETTE STATION ATTENDANT WHO SHE WONโT DATE AT FIRST CAUSE HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE EGGS AND KILLED A MAN IN 2017 BUT THEN ONE SUNDAY AT THE OMELETTE STATION SHE SEES HER FAVORITE SCRIPTURE TATTED ON HIS NECK AND SHE ASKS WHERE HE GOT IT AND HE SAYS โFROM JESUS, IN PRISON.โ AND SHEโS LIKE โYOUโRE BORN AGAIN?โ AND HEโS LIKE โNO. MY CELLMATE. JESUS JENKINS. HE DID TATTOOS.โ AND THEN SHE INVITES HIM TO CHURCH AND HE ACCEPTS AND HER EX IS THERE AND HEโS ALL SNOOTY LIKE โWHOโS THE EGG MAN?โ AND SHEโS LIKE โHIS BEARD CONNECTS AND YOURS NEVER DID.โ AND THEN BUBBA SHARES HIS DREAM OF OWNING HIS OWN FLEET OF OMELETTE STATION FOOD TRUCKS WHICH IS A WEIRD DREAM A BAD DREAM A DUMB DREAM THIS NIGGA NEEDS BETTER DREAMS A DREAM MENTOR OR SOMETHING BUT WHATEVER HE HAS GOALS SO THEY GET MARRIED AND THIS IS THE GUY THAT NASCAR WANTS TO FUCK WITH??? WE MUST PROTECT BUBBA THE LIGHTSKINT EGGMAN WALLACE AT ALL COSTS!!!
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