Gun nuts and Karens with unseasoned chickenProducing white tears whenever racism’s mentionedTwerking in booty shorts made from cutoff mom jeansThese are a few of my least fav’rite white things!
Saying “all lives matter” while tongue-kissing poodlesBut when cops kill us, it’s just business as usual.They actually believe that Bob Dylan can singThese are a few of my least fav’rite white things!
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Dialing 911 just to send us a messageUsing more illegal drugs while we get arrestedActually believing black on black crime is a thingThese are a few of my least fav’rite white things!
On social mediawhite people weepMentioning racism makes them madBut if you remember your least favorite white thingsThen you won’t feel so bad
Fox News and Beckys and racist-ass MAGAtsRecipes for chocolate chip potato saladI can’t list them all if I don’t want to screamBut here are few more of my least fav’rite white things
By now, everyone has seen this clip:
While everyone has rightfully condemned this woman for her dangerous cop-calling antics, the most interesting part of the video to me is how few people willingly acknowledged that had the cops shown up, the black man’s life could have been in danger.
Can you imagine how fucked up it is to live in a society where a white woman’s tears take precedent over an innocent black man’s word? If researchers gathered a group of people and asked them to imagine the least dangerous man in the world, I would every single one of them would choose the box marked: “Bird watcher in a city park who’s afraid of an unleashed cocker spaniel.”Is there anything less offensive than birdwatching? This nigga’s eyes were literally on the sparrow!
Luckily, people on white twitter took action and called the authorities…
The pet authorities.
Thankfully, the dog was rescued from the woman who rescued the dog.
But she may not have even been the worst Karen of the weekend:
Or was it these women?
These women are actually not Karens, they’re actually Beckies.
How about this woman?
Well, she makes a compelling case, especially when you read this excerpt from the Miami Herald:
It was Thursday night when Ripley called police with a dramatic and bizarre tale: A light-blue car forced her car off the road near a West Kendall Home Depot. Two black men were inside. One of men jumped out, she told Miami-Dade police, and demanded drugs.
When she told them she didn’t have any, the man — armed with a knife — took the child, her cell phone and a tablet and drove off.
A statewide Amber Alert was issued for the child but it was canceled Friday morning when the boy’s body was found at the golf canal.
I never understood why white women do this. Where is this illegal black market for white babies? I don’t know if its the economic downturn, mass shootings or the fact that white babies wear diapers until they’re 11 or 12, but the trade-in value on used white babies has dropped tremendously over the last few years.
However, she is not the worst Karen.
And after a man pleaded with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to delete Trump’s harmful tweets about the man’s dead wife, Donald Trump re-upped:
Donald Trump is the worst Karen on the internet.
However, other social media users were quick to point out their least favorite white things:
Like white “pranks”:
Blaccents:
I’ve never heard a Doja Cat song but I’m told she is very popular amongst the people who like Doja Cat.
Ruining TV shows:
Or the air:
Or news articles:
But of course, here on Social Studies, we always like a happy ending, so here is one of my favorite black things:
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