Hold up, hold up, hold up. It seems that the White House has slipped a little news past us while weāve all been focused on IHOPās offer of āAll You Can Eatā pancakes, which has been extended until Feb. 12. Omarosa Manigaultāyes, she of reality-star fameāwill serve as part of the presidential delegation to the Republic of Haiti to attend the swearing-in of Haitiās new president, Jovenel MoĆÆse.
I know what youāre thinking: What the hell is the presidential delegation, and why are we going to Haiti to be a part of this?
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Well, stop me if youāve heard this before. Turns out that MoĆÆse has been surrounded by controversy and has no political experience. He ran on a platform of creating job growth.
Basically, heās the Haitian Donald Trump. He even has the Trump speech pattern down.
āTogether, we are going to carry out the national project to develop the country. As you all know, agriculture is my priority. You all know this; I have just said it,ā MoĆÆse said, CNN reports. āAgriculture needs to be modernized so as to give work to youth, women and men from the country.ā
Iām just unclear as to why the real Omarosa had to be a part of this. Canāt Haiti create a Haitian Omarosa? Surely there are better things for her to do, like watching videos on YouTube or running a hot bath for the president.
Oh, come on, you know you thought it, too.
No, really; what does Omarosa do? Let me know in the comments.
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