Reuters: Taliban Spokesmen Say the Darnedest Things!
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J&J: Jack and Jill Went Down a Hill to Reform the Rockefeller Drug Laws…
TH: The Nation's Problem Is Immorality. Hm. Thanks for clearing that up.
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FOX: US, Russian Will Reduce Number of Nukes (Not the Ones Being Kept Secret of Course)
BBC: Not Even Nice Rich People Pay Taxes: Another Nominee Has Tax Troubles
AJE: Regional Bloc Suspends Madagascar, Says Saturday Morning Detention 'Not Doing the Trick'
ABC: Black Folks Still Can't Get Cabs?! Obama Needs to Get on His J-O!
AP: Pardon Sought for 1st Black Heavyweight Champ; Buzz Wonders "Why the Mass Assuaging of Guilt?"
BBC: Without Conficker Worm to Worry About, Everything Right in the World. Everything.
ESPN: Cleveland LeBrons Evade Pistons for 13th Straight Win
RS: Weezy Abandons Rap, Mos Def Anticipates Company in "We Shouldn't Have Done That" Crew
BET: Andre 3000 Tossed in the Clink; Says it Smells Like 'Boo-Booooo'
THR: Wanda Sykes Gets Show, Might Not Join David Alan and DL in Breadline
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