White Alabama Boaters F Around And Jumped A Black Man; Promptly Found Out

This viral video is an example of exactly what not to do when outnumbered.

And they said Black folks donโ€™t stick together.

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A viral video clip of a melee that broke out at a dock in Montgomery, Ala., puts that entire myth to bed. The story begins with a Black man working securityโ€”literally just doing his actual job, and ends with several men in handcuffs and a scene that looked like something out of the WWE. Folding chairs were swung. There were several run-ins by folks not involved in the original fight but just had to get themselves a piece.

There was a brother who swam across the river to jump in the fight. The end result was this: Black folk showed that wherever we are, we wonโ€™t stand by and watch another one of us get mollywhopped by a crew of drunken white dudes for shits and giggles. Not on the Lordtโ€™s Sunday (technically this happened on Saturday but...). Not in 2023. Not in the name of Malcom, Martin or Madame C.J. Walker. Just no.

We canโ€™t independently confirm how it all started but the best available reporting from local news sources has it that the unidentified security guardโ€”who is Blackโ€”asked a group of white boaters to move a pontoon theyโ€™d docked to allow an entire riverboat full of people to have enough room to dock. Instead of doing that, they bucked, apparently not noticing the gathering crowd had a lot more knuck in them, and were sympathetic to the home team. The video explains what happened next:

To be clear, we at The Root do not advocate violence. Solving your differences with fisticuffs is never the answer, unless your name happens to be Bud Crawford, in which case itโ€™s pretty much always the answer. We donโ€™t believe you should dive in a river and swim to a fight that wasnโ€™t originally yours. We donโ€™t think you should go all Bill Goldberg with a steel chair on folks in public. On the other hand, we are not opposed to folks fucking around and finding out, as these good folks down in Alabama got a lesson in yesterday.Enjoy your week.

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