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Why I Hate Biopics
So the title is a lie. Any list of my all-time favorite movies would include both Goodfellas and Malcolm X in itâboth of which are biopicsâand there many others that Iâve enjoyed watching. So, as a rule, I do not actually hate watching movies that are based on a real personâs life and the events…
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Terence Nance's WhitePeopleWontSaveYou.org and the Never-Ending Loop of White Saviors on Screen
You know that feeling when you drink a drink that you (frequently) drank as a young adultâHpnotiq, perhaps (or maybe even the Incredible Hulk)âand youâre shocked and horrified (and impressed) by how terrible it tastes to you now? Well, that was me Sunday afternoon, after browsing channels and somehow landing on The Blind Side. Which,…
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White People Just Keep White Peopleing
It would be wildly disingenuous to claim that I was disappointed in The New Yorker editor David Remnickâs decision to feature sentient barrow of racist cat jizz Steve Bannon at The New Yorkerâs fall festival. Because that would mean I still possess the capacity to be disappointed by white people, and I do not. I…
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The 10 Best, Blackest, Messiest and Ugliest Moments From Aretha Franklin's Epic Marathon Homegoing
1. At 3:30 p.m. Friday afternoonâa time which was already 30 minutes past the very optimistic target ending time on the agenda for Aretha Franklinâs homegoingâmy wife and I left the house during Rev. Jesse Jacksonâs speech to buy a mattress for a bed delivered to us the day before. When we returned two whole-ass…
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Yeah, This Might Be Jason Whitlockâs Worst and Saddest Take Ever
Sentient pile of repurposed lamp-heated rotisserie pork rinds Jason Whitlock has descended so far into the abyss of oafish takes and porkpie hats that my feelings about him have shifted from annoyance to contempt to where they exist now, which is pity. The things he says about race and cultureâon Twitter and on his showâarenât…
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Donald Trump Does Not Want That Smoke From Andrew Gillum
Admittedly, I do not know much about Andrew Gillum. I know he won the Democratic nomination in Floridaâs primary race for governor, beating heavy favorite Gwen Graham. I know heâs the mayor of Tallahassee. I know he graduated from Florida A&Mâwhich is why every FAMU grad Iâm Facebook friends with had 22,000 word-long status messages…
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Why You Just Canât Trust a Man With Weak Dap, Explained
My answer depends on who asks. If a white person asks, Iâd perhaps say something like âItâs a catchall to describe what often happens when black males greet each other with myriad intimate (and sometimes complex) variations of the standard handshake. Also, some members of the Latino community are familiar with and partake in this…