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The 10 Best, Blackest, Messiest and Ugliest Moments From Aretha Franklin's Epic Marathon Homegoing
1. At 3:30 p.m. Friday afternoonâa time which was already 30 minutes past the very optimistic target ending time on the agenda for Aretha Franklinâs homegoingâmy wife and I left the house during Rev. Jesse Jacksonâs speech to buy a mattress for a bed delivered to us the day before. When we returned two whole-ass…
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Yeah, This Might Be Jason Whitlockâs Worst and Saddest Take Ever
Sentient pile of repurposed lamp-heated rotisserie pork rinds Jason Whitlock has descended so far into the abyss of oafish takes and porkpie hats that my feelings about him have shifted from annoyance to contempt to where they exist now, which is pity. The things he says about race and cultureâon Twitter and on his showâarenât…
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Donald Trump Does Not Want That Smoke From Andrew Gillum
Admittedly, I do not know much about Andrew Gillum. I know he won the Democratic nomination in Floridaâs primary race for governor, beating heavy favorite Gwen Graham. I know heâs the mayor of Tallahassee. I know he graduated from Florida A&Mâwhich is why every FAMU grad Iâm Facebook friends with had 22,000 word-long status messages…
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Why You Just Canât Trust a Man With Weak Dap, Explained
My answer depends on who asks. If a white person asks, Iâd perhaps say something like âItâs a catchall to describe what often happens when black males greet each other with myriad intimate (and sometimes complex) variations of the standard handshake. Also, some members of the Latino community are familiar with and partake in this…
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Why Do Black Republicans Usually Have Such Bad Haircuts? An Important Exposé
Before we begin today, I believe itâs important to make something clear. Bad haircuts/hairdos isnât the same thing as bad hair, because bad hair doesnât really exist. Of course, there is black-people hair. And this comes in myriad grades and textures. Certain types of this hair has been (wrongly) referred to as âgood.â Naturally, if…
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Yeah, Telling Black Women âTo Carry Pepper Sprayâ to Fight Street Harassment Is Missing the Point
While at lunch with a friend a few years ago, she couldnât locate her lip gloss, so she emptied her purse out on the table to find it. She didnât have much in thereâan iPhone, a wallet, her keys and a small make-up kit. And also, a can of pepper spray. She noticed me noticing…
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Racist White Man Allegedly Stabs Black Man to Death, Then Asks Police for a Ride Home
On Sunday, 24-year-old Joden Rocco was charged in the stabbing death of 24-year-old Dulane Cameron Jr. outside of a bar in Pittsburgh. But as details from the incident emerge, a story that initially seemed like just an unusually tragic outcome to a bar fight has been discovered to have serious racial implications. Rocco (who is…
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A List of Ways to Tell If a White Person Has Personally Benefitted From America's History of Racism
I witnessed some very nice white peoples on the internet this week who were adamant that they havenât personally benefitted from Americaâs history of racism and also felt that the distinctions between those who have and those who havenât should be acknowledged. So, full disclosure: Iâve been on a high-fiber kick recently, which has 1)…