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Meet Dog Park Diane: White Woman Calls Police to Dog Park After Black Manâs Dog Humps Hers
As a lover and former owner of dogs and a longtime resident of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, (God save it!) you can color me shocked. In a video released online on Wednesday, a white woman at the Attleboro Dog Park in Attleboro, Mass., can be seen calling the police after a dog belonging to a…
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Beto O'Rourke Announces Pending 2020 Announcement
After months of speculation and live-streamed visits to the dentist, former Texas congressman Beto OâRourke has announced that he has decided on the nature of his next announcement. A source familiar with the 46-year-oldâs plans told CNN that OâRourke will forego a follow-up bid for the Senate in 2020, leaving open the possibility of a…
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Pam Northam, Wife of Blackface Enthusiast Virginia Governor, Hands Cotton to Black Students During Tour of Governorâs Mansion
Behind every racist governor conducting state business amid calls for his ouster after his med school yearbook revealed him to be a die-hard shoe polish facial mask fan, is a woman fucking with a handful of little black kids for seemingly no reason at all. Pam Northam, wife of embattled Virginia governor and blackface enthusiast…
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Droppin' Jewels: Chief of Staff for Former Trump Counsel Gave Mueller Detailed Notes on President's Conduct
If the current trend keeps up, special counsel Robert Mueller may have to hire police detail to keep the line of Washington, D.C. lifers waiting to flip on Trump at bay. With Michael Cohenâs solo snitchinâ debut set for Tuesday, and notes from hours of interviews with the likes of Steve Bannon, Mueller and his…
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Professional Amateur Businesswoman Ivanka Trump Slams Green New Deal, Walks Right into Shade from Ocasio-CortezÂ
Ivanka Trump, sentient Funko Pop doll and daughter of Americaâs worst professional liar, took to the airwaves to show the apple donât fall far from the tree. During a pre-recorded interview with Fox Newsâ Steve Hilton, Donald Trumpâs daughter cum dream girl was asked a question concerning the Green New Deal, a framework introduced by…
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R. Kelly Posts Bail, Heads to McDonald's Where He Allegedly Used to Scout Teenage Girls
As a dog returns to its vomit, so an alleged rapist repeats his McDonaldâs order. Mere minutes after posting bail after pleading not guilty to 10 felony counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse, 52-year-old R&B singer R. Kelly returned to the Rock nâ Roll McDonalds, a flagship location that was once hailed as the busiest…
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GOP Senator Will Support Resolution to Block Trump's Border Wall
Trumpâs wall emergency is seeing pushback from Trumpâs own party. GOP Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina wrote Monday that he will support a resolution to block Trumpâs national emergency declaration that would see him procure funding to build a wall along the U.S. border with Mexico. âI would vote in favor of the resolution…
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Alabama Newspaper Replaces Klan-Loving Publisher With Black Woman
A week after publisher and editor Goodloe Sutton penned an editorial that called upon the âKu Klux Klan to night ride again,â the Democrat-Reporter of Alabama has announced its choice to relieve Sutton of his duties. Founded in 1879, the editorially conservative paper is so old its name reflects a time when most southern whites…
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Justin Fairfaxâs Accusers Invited to Speak Before Grand Assembly Panel by Republican Delegate
A Republican lawmaker has announced his decision to invite the two women who have accused Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax of sexual assault to share their stories before the Grand Assembly Panel. Delegate Rob Bell announced his invitation from the floor of the House of Delegates on Friday. The hearing will take place in the House…
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Run it Back: North Carolina Board of Elections Calls for New Congressional Election After Voter Fraud Inquiry
North Carolina will hold a new election for its 9th Congressional district after a unanimous vote by the state board of elections earlier today. The board came to a decision hours after the testimony of Mark Harris, the Republican nominee. âI believe a new election should be called,â Harris said during the hearing Thursday. The…
