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White People Are Doing White People Things During the Fed Up-Rising Riots
Some white people have been showing up for the ongoing protests against the George Floyd killing with thoughtfulness and in solidarity, including by putting their bodies in between cops and black protestors. Other white people have been showing their whole entire asses. In the âwhole entire assesâ category, are the various disaffected suburban whites across…
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KKK Hoods Are Apparently the New COVID-19 Fashion Statement
Police in Colorado are seeking the publicâs help to identify a man who went grocery shopping while wearing a Ku Klux Klan hood this weekend, though a similar case in San Diego recently ended with the police throwing up their hands and going, âThis is America.â Some white people have used their privilege to respond…
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And Now We Know Where Karens Come From: The Root Examines Kids' Obama Blackface Dance Routine
Karens are a unique breed. They can usually be spotted in head-to-toe Gap clothing drinking a pumpkin-flavored beverage. Whatâs most noticeable is the larger-than-normal pointer finger which is always ready to dial 9-1-1. They are usually unable to speak to sales associates and often can only communicate with managers. They are strong, but their collective…
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King Kong Ain't Got Nothinâ on Katie Couric's Reach, Says She Felt âShaken' by Denzel Washington Interview
In 1933, King Kong climbed New York Cityâs Empire State Building, which has a roof height of 1,250 feet (1,454 feet with the antenna). And yet, the misunderstood beast still ainât got shit on veteran journalist Katie Couric, who managed the greatest reach since the Michael Jordan Space Jam climax. Couric recently appeared on the…
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Which One of Yâall Called Heidi Klum a âWhite Womanâ?
I donât know who you are. I donât know what you want. I can tell you that I donât have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. So, if you…
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PETAâs #PetLivesMatter Super Bowl Ad Is so White, Even the NFL Is Like: âCome On, Son!â
I changed my mind. White people are better. If you, like me, resisted the idea of white supremacy, there is now indisputable scientific proof of Caucasian exceptionalism. While white people have long lagged behind the world in the areas of potato salad-making, on-beat clapping and dispensing equality, the marketing team at the People for the…
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Erika Alexander Reminds David Schwimmer That He Starred in a Lily-White Reboot of Living Single
Imagine spending 10 years playing a character on a lily-white show that was a direct and complete appropriation of a black show already in production for a year when yours started, then pretending to know nothing about that showâs existence. In what can only be described as a case of either lying his white ass…
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For Black People Who Have to Work With MAGAts After Impeachment
Sometimes I take for granted how much God* has blessed me. Every day, I get to work with a group of people who know all the lyrics to Lilâ Kimâs verse in âQuiet Stormâ and donât have to count in their heads when they do the Electric Slide (those are actually the first and second…
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Carly Fiorina Is Somehow Both for Impeachment AND Re-election
Remember Carly Fiorina? No, she wasnât the lead of the hit Nickelodeon series iCarly. She was the Republican Presidential candidate who turned into Ted Cruzâs running mate during his campaignâs final Hail Mary. Still nothing? Well, she was interviewed this morning by CNN in what I can only assume was a âWhere Are They Now?â…
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Hollywood Critics Association Names Kristen Stewart Actress of the Decade in the Same World Viola Davis Exists
In a dystopian world where no other actress exists, Kristen Stewart has been named Actress of the Decade by the Hollywood Critics Association (HCA). âWe at the HCA are proud to announce that Kristen Stewart will receive the Actress of the Decade Award at our ceremony on January 9, 2020,â The HCA tweeted from their…