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How Do We Break Up With Russia After Valentineâs Day and Not Look Like a Dick?
Seriously, Valentineâs Day just passed, and while we donât want to be a dick about it, Russia is starting to become the girlfriend who comes over unannounced, and itâs gone from being cute to creepy. On Tuesday a Russian spy ship was found just chilling off the coast of Delaware. Itâs almost like the Russians…
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The White House Had Russia on Its Friends-and-Family Cellphone Plan
The latest news coming out of the White House is only shocking if you believe that a restaurant in Washington, D.C., was really a secret meeting place for high-profile pedophiles or believe that the New York Times is failing, but it turns out that the White House and Russia kick it. The White House and…
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Ethics Office: Kellyanne Conwayâs Commercial for Ivanka Trumpâs Basic Clothes Needs to Be InvestigatedÂ
Iâm rooting for Kellyanne Conway, and hereâs why: Sheâs great! Sheâs out front spouting foolishness for this low-budget, bootleg administration, and I believe two things about her that wonât change: Sheâs fearless and she clearly is overmatched on every television appearance she makes, and she wonât stop. Recently she was on Fox & Friends, arguably…
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Ex-ESPN Announcer Sues, Claims He Never Called Venus Williams âGorillaâÂ
So this one is a bit of a head-scratcher, and I think the initial villain may have a point. So, back in January, former ESPN tennis announcer Doug Adler used the term âgorilla effectâ to describe Venus Williamsâ domination over Switzerlandâs Stefanie Voegele during the Australian Open. I, and many other journalists, hopped all over…
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Fix My Life, Starring Michael Jordan and the Knicks
Michael Jordan did his best Iyanla Vanzant on Monday. The Hall of Fame great was on the phone meeting with his buddy, and former Knick, Charles Oakley, New York Knicks owner James Dolan and NBA Commissioner Adam Silver. The sit-down was an attempt to squash the beef between Oakley, whoâs been highly critical of Dolanâs…
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Why National Security Adviser Michael Flynn Didnât Need to Resign
The Trump administration stinks. It has from the beginning, and two of the major offenses have been the administrationâs obvious ties to Cousin Putin and lying. The entire campaign and presidency up to this point have had to answer questions about both, so it seems a little disingenuous that national security adviser Michael Flynn would…
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Jerry Sanduskyâs Son Charged With Child-Sex Crimes: Report
The child-molesting apple appears to fall not far from the child-molesting tree. Jeffrey Sandusky, son of former Penn State football coach and convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky, was charged with child-sex crimes in Pennsylvania Monday. According to the New York Daily News, Jeffrey Sandusky is facing 14 counts including âsix counts of communicating with a…
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If Nick Cannon Leaves Americaâs Got Talent, Does It Make a Sound?
Nick Cannon is a comedian. And Iâm not talking about that hair thing that heâs taken to wearing lately or his rap career; like, Nick Cannon really believes himself to be a comedian. And so do the people at Showtime apparently, because they gave Cannon a stand-up comedy special, and his current boss, NBC, isnât…
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Former NFL Tight End Tony Gonzalez Finds White House Boycott âSillyâ
Former all-world tight end Tony Gonzalez isnât feeling Martellus Bennett, Devin McCourty, LeGarrette Blount and other New England Patriots who are boycotting the White House. Look, Gonzalez isnât one of those super pro-Trump supporters; he just feels like those fellas are missing out on an opportunity to voice their concerns with the dicktator-in-chief. âIf they…
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Former Miami Dolphins Defensive End Killed in House Fire
Former Miami Dolphins defensive end Quentin Moses, 33, died after an intense fire engulfed a Monroe, Ga., house Sunday. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, a 31-year-old woman, Andria Godard, and her 10-year-old daughter were also killed in the fire, which authorities believe started around 6 a.m. Sunday. Once firefighters arrived, they found the home engulfed…
